They’ll Say the Darndest Things!
September-October 2019 • Vol 3, No 106
I was as driving with my three young children one warm summer evening, when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, “Mom, that lady isn’t wearing a seat belt!”
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read: “The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents!”
While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, a police officer was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at his uniform, she asked, “Are you a cop?” “Yes,” he answered, and continued writing his report. She continued, “My mother said if I ever needed help, I should ask the police. Is that right?” “Yes, that’s right,” he told her. “Well, then,” she asked, as she extended her foot toward the officer, “Would you please tie my shoe?”